cuz I'm a blonde

I have a thing for blonde women...MAC knows it - I claim I hate them but I'm just jealous. You can seriously have a fugly face but from far away - you see a blonde head, it just equates to hot. It catches your eye and forces you to check her out. And then you ask a blonde if they have more fun and they will say yes. So - how can I experience life as a blonde? I obviously would have a hard time pulling it off, but I just wish I could test it out! I'm thinking that maybe one day I will try and do a miss richi and just go for it. She ain't no blonde but her hair is pretty damn light and I think it looks good. That would be hell of expensive to maintain...but I just want to try it once!!