this is me - take it or leave it!

all right kids - what you are about to read might make you question your friendship with me. I mean how can one girl be so utterly disgusting? I write this now in the wee hours of the night in order to avoid getting teased about for one more day -but the time has come for me to share my uber disgusting poop story.

poop poop 1-2-3
why you always picking on me?
I wake up in the morning feeling fine
then you come along and blow my mind
running up a hill shouldn't be a big pain
but for some damn reason my body is lame
I made it up the hill in one piece
but on the way down was no feast
one minute everything looked dandy
then some farts came out smelling not like candy
holy crap she's gonna blow
but there is no where I can safely go
what the freak do I do I'm in the middle of pac heights?
slow down cars this is going to be a phat sight!
no where to run, no where to hide
I have no choice but to let it all slide
out my hole and into my underwear
damn this mofo is as big as a bear
a big crap now sits in my pants
I'll just walk it off like it's a new dance
ho hum no one look at me
cuz my butt is full of poo-ey
luckily MAC was gone or else I would have cried
I climbed my dirty ass up the stairs being safe inside
peeling off my diapers was as gross as you can guess
fortunately for me I didn't make too big of a mess
jumped in the shower and tried to erase the memory
but I know this will forever be entched in history
I hope I don;t lose all my friends
cuz something this gross could mean the end
for who in their right mind wants to be seen
hanging out with the girl pants pooping?